Rawr! and hello I guess...
Just a strange person with strange things...idk...just ignore this part, you probably aren't even reading this...Hello? Are you there.........?
Hehehe...
I'm a mass murderer.
If you are reading this then I have probably already found out where you live...
That is a joke. Please don't call the police again.
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Girl calling from Germany: We're having so much fun!
Graham Norton: Speak for yourself.
8 hours ago | J | 30 notes

1dgetinmytardis:

highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk

8 hours ago | J | 8,057 notes

mtomoe:

eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else

oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE

8 hours ago | J | 3,477 notes

sunshineandrainbowpiss:

thefrogman:

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you fucking asshole 

8 hours ago | J | 13,847 notes
fmptard:


this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

fmptard:

this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

8 hours ago | J | 48,900 notes

mollylover:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

This is my favorite post on the entire Internet

8 hours ago | J | 98,299 notes

muacaiik:

I found this in my sister’s boyfriend’s camera.

12 hours ago | J | 49,535 notes
leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

12 hours ago | J | 132,387 notes

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

12 hours ago | J | 95,195 notes

okayamelia:

doctorwho:

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

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FUCKING DOCTOR WHO REBLOGGED THIS

SOMEONE HOLD ME

12 hours ago | J | 34,353 notes

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

12 hours ago | J | 45,492 notes

farorescourage:

being an adult
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15 hours ago | J | 49,645 notes

miecroft:

*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara

*whispers back* no

15 hours ago | J | 6,675 notes

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

imageoh…

15 hours ago | J | 17,559 notes

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

15 hours ago | J | 147,078 notes