I'm a mass murderer.
If you are reading this then I have probably already found out where you live...
That is a joke. Please don't call the police again.
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
9 Cats Taking Selfies
This is my favorite post on the entire Internet
I found this in my sister’s boyfriend’s camera.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
FUCKING DOCTOR WHO REBLOGGED THIS
SOMEONE HOLD ME
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
being an adult
*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
*whispers back* no
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again